We're conflicted about this photo. The only official Bad Sweater in the group is the guy in the middle with the two-tone blue sweater, which apparently says "Busty" for some reason. The guy on the left definitely gets points for craftiness and for handing out appetizers. At first we were ready to dismiss the guy on the right, because that's not even a sweater. It's a poncho. But then we looked closer. It's not a poncho. It's a tree skirt! That makes Bad Sweater Guy SO happy.
Finally, we come to the winners. Our runner-up is on the right, wearing something he bought from the Highlights magazine fall fashion collection: Hey, kids. Can you find lips, a piano, a violin, a tuxedo, four bow ties, a harp...? The top winner of the night is on the left, wearing what we're told was a work of art dubbed "LEGO Santa." It wins points for equal parts fashion wrongness and creepiness. Why is Santa wearing blue? Clearly they had red yarn (to make the red stars, of course). Why does Santa's coat look like a bathrobe -- an OPEN bathrobe? Why doesn't he have a real face? Why does it look like he's going to stab me with that small tree?
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